I, Calamity's Dark Blade: the Avenging Miss-L, Revered Demon Detective of the Spirit Realm, now speak unto you. Heed my words or fear my wrath!
I possess the images of all the beings who have trespassed into my park. On the images of those who are cleared of suspicion, I have emblazoned my own true symbol, made with the power of my sharpened and glistening fangs. Those possessing such an image have been examined by me, and have been deemed...acceptable. If you do need to compare the symbols, there is a photo of my own visage with these markings hidden under the cans of sweet potatoes in the kitchen.
Should you come to see a shredded photo, however, do not hesitate! That fiend has been judged, and has been found wanting!
These photos and this message are my totems of protection. Keep it secret, keep it safe. And above all, do not offend me, or you will know my dreadful wrath.
Now, feed me for my efforts, ensuring the meagre offering you bestow upon me contains neither overmuch sodium nor tiny bones upon which I could choke.
Tread carefully now,
[signed with a small satanic looking symbol with some kind of pawprint design.]
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I, Calamity's Dark Blade: the Avenging Miss-L, Revered Demon Detective of the Spirit Realm, now speak unto you. Heed my words or fear my wrath!
I possess the images of all the beings who have trespassed into my park. On the images of those who are cleared of suspicion, I have emblazoned my own true symbol, made with the power of my sharpened and glistening fangs. Those possessing such an image have been examined by me, and have been deemed...acceptable. If you do need to compare the symbols, there is a photo of my own visage with these markings hidden under the cans of sweet potatoes in the kitchen.
Should you come to see a shredded photo, however, do not hesitate! That fiend has been judged, and has been found wanting!
These photos and this message are my totems of protection. Keep it secret, keep it safe. And above all, do not offend me, or you will know my dreadful wrath.
Now, feed me for my efforts, ensuring the meagre offering you bestow upon me contains neither overmuch sodium nor tiny bones upon which I could choke.
Tread carefully now,
[signed with a small satanic looking symbol with some kind of pawprint design.]