[High School AU??]

[godwhisperer]

[Well, here we are at slice of life kawaii anime high school. Everyone is getting out of class and it's off to after school activities.]

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[teenspirit]

[ After school activities are for people who aren't weirdos in puppy love. Sonia, being the world's biggest weirdo next to Gundam, does not qualify.

Just gonna sidle up to Gundam while he's at his locker. ]

Greetings!

[godwhisperer]

Ah! Greetings!

[Yes, he's standing at his locker, casually tossing breadcrumbs in. There are no books in his locker, only a multi-level hamster palace.]

[teenspirit]

[ Amazing.

Stealing glances into the locker as she talks. ]

I have an invitation to extend to you, Mr. Tanaka...

[godwhisperer]

Haha...so the hour of the tournament of shadows is upon us again. Do they really expect me to return with so little challenge?

[But no, please do continue.]

[teenspirit]

[ Pause. ] That's right! I am here to deliver it! It's a very grave matter... You have'ta come with me somewhere.

[godwhisperer]

Hmph. Well, I suppose it could be amusing. I am surprised they would go so far as to recruit you...

[He takes the hams out of his locker and tucks them in his scarf before slamming it shut.]

Very well. Let us go inspect the inadequacy of this poor showing.

[teenspirit]

[ Taking his hand........ it's part of the ritual........ whatever........ ]

How did you know it's going to be a show?

[godwhisperer]

[Oh I see well he will just hold her hand back if it's necessary.]

The tournament of shadows...yes, there are some who consider it "entertainment." Who am I to deny the masses their bloodsport?

[teenspirit]

Ah! It's not so complex as that.

[...] Oh, wait! Did you want to see The Hunger Games instead?

[godwhisperer]

The Hunger Games?

[What is pop culture that isn't shonen anime.]

Ah...that is the film that celebrates the drive of humans to battle for food? Many a time have I engineered similar games among my comrades.

[teenspirit]

Um, pretty much. That is definitely a part of the plot. Mostly it is about survival!

[godwhisperer]

Hm, intriguing. All right, I suppose that would be permissible.

[teenspirit]

[ Because Sonia is a spoiled princess, there is a limo waiting for them outside the school.

No it's not a limo sorry it's a horse and carriage. ]

The chariot awaits, 'n stuff!